Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

flapkin

Sanitary napkin for a chicks with big pussy lips.

That fat bitch is bleedin like a stuck pig.Get her a flapkin pronto.

by Bwa007 January 2, 2008

flark

The white gooey discharge that women get.

Dude! I just flarked everywhere!

by Nicole Mundt February 11, 2008

flapkin

the excess fat on a napkin

i farted on the flapkin

by AJizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza March 1, 2008

Flarkle Narkle

A fat whorish tramp

"did you hear about what katie did the other day?"
"yeah she's a total flarkle narkle!"

by TheGeniusHasStricken January 2, 2010

flarky

noun: one of your rivals when loopy. you still are rivals but you posibly have more power if you are sane.

sometimes i make fun of my flarky alison when she is loopy.

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005