my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

by Diche January 4, 2009

Flabadu

when a girls vagina claps harder than you can clap

flabadu is the best to solididfy a relationship.

by Flabadu June 22, 2016

farbon ciber

Fake carbon fiber. Often seen on ricers.

Johnny has a farbon ciber hood on his 91' Civic.

by PizzleFashizzle August 2, 2004

farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

Michelin flab

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.

That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.

by throbbing member of society September 11, 2010

abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

by rossdwp March 30, 2009

Six Flab

Instead of having six defined abs, you have six define rolls of fat.

"Dude, put on a shirt I'm tired of seeing your six flab."

by Bebebru September 5, 2011