flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008

Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

by ashannah March 3, 2010

brazillian flapjack

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her

My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.

by The Hossenfoffer July 19, 2009

paul bunyan flapjack

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

by Barnaby Jones November 7, 2007

flip me like a flapjack

"tell me both sides of the story."

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009