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Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.
E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012
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flange dangler

1) A guy who seeks pleasure by rubbing his penis around the outside of a womans vagina.

2)A woman who likes being on top during the 69 position.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006
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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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Flange Graters

A term used mostly by lesbians to describe dental braces.
Claire: So how did your date with that chick go last night?

Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!
by reegz100 September 24, 2009
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Fangerous

An adjective typically used to describe Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, girls who bite you, and any vicious animal. It derives from the two words "dangerous" and "fang."
"Damn, that Jessica is Fangerous! She keeps biting random boys!"

"Oh woooww, That Bill Compton is so fangerous, I love how he looks when his fangs are out."

Oh geez! It's a snake! Be careful man! Those things are fangerous!"
by Rabbit Zombie May 9, 2010
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Flannery

What's your name?
Flannery..
What?!
Flannery!
by mybliss January 5, 2010
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