When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
by CMKTBH January 8, 2010
Get the Baptist First Time mug.1. doing something for the first time, doing something new.
2.another way of saying "have sex for the first time".
2.another way of saying "have sex for the first time".
1. it was my first time behind the wheel and i was scared.
2.they where both teens and they were in love. one night when he came back home from work to their appartment, she wasn't there. it was dark and he reached to turn the light on.
"don't turn them on... come here" said a sweet voice coming from the bedroom.
he went into the bedroom and saw her on the bed. she wasn't wearing anything and she looked hot!
"happy bday babe!" she said. "i love you"
she walked to him and wraped her arms around him. they began to kiss. she took his shirt off and he began walking torward the bed.they felt on it and positioned her body so it was in the middle of the bed, then climed on top of her.
"i love you to"he said and took off him pants.
she flipped them over, took off his boxers and began kissing him again. then she lowered her head and began giving him a blowjob. it felt so great that he couldn't hold it any more. he exploded into her mouth and she took it all in. he flipped them over again.
"i want you" he wispered and his pecis entered her vagina. she let out a loud gasp and he pulled out. his penis was coved in blood, he popped her cheery.
as he slid in and out of her he kissed her and caressed her body. by the time he was done with her, she was tired and happy. she then wraped his arms around her and felt asleep. it was their forst time.
2.they where both teens and they were in love. one night when he came back home from work to their appartment, she wasn't there. it was dark and he reached to turn the light on.
"don't turn them on... come here" said a sweet voice coming from the bedroom.
he went into the bedroom and saw her on the bed. she wasn't wearing anything and she looked hot!
"happy bday babe!" she said. "i love you"
she walked to him and wraped her arms around him. they began to kiss. she took his shirt off and he began walking torward the bed.they felt on it and positioned her body so it was in the middle of the bed, then climed on top of her.
"i love you to"he said and took off him pants.
she flipped them over, took off his boxers and began kissing him again. then she lowered her head and began giving him a blowjob. it felt so great that he couldn't hold it any more. he exploded into her mouth and she took it all in. he flipped them over again.
"i want you" he wispered and his pecis entered her vagina. she let out a loud gasp and he pulled out. his penis was coved in blood, he popped her cheery.
as he slid in and out of her he kissed her and caressed her body. by the time he was done with her, she was tired and happy. she then wraped his arms around her and felt asleep. it was their forst time.
by sexybeast1993 December 28, 2007
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Get the First To Third mug.An amazing band with extremely taleneted members. They consist of
Sonny Moore- lead vocals
Matt Good- Guitar/ Back up vocals
Travis Ritcher- Guitar/Scream
Derek Bloom- Drums/Growl
and temporarily
Wes Borland- Bass
FFTL has 3 cds released: Aesthetic EP, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count and Heroine. They are also featured on 2 compilation CD's (Taste Of Christmas with Christmassacre, and A Santa Clause with x12 Days of XXXmasx). From First To Last Also has their very own fan club called "KVLT" or..Cult which comes from a term in the Black Metal genre. FFTL was featured on the 2006 Warped Tour, but later dropped off due to Sonny having a Node in his throat, they will be goin on tour very soon. Tour dates will be announced soon. All members of FFTL are in their 20's except for lead vocalist Sonny Moore, which is 18 years of age. From First To Last have released many popular songs including Note To Self and The Latest Plague.
p.s: Just for the record. From First To Last in not part of the screamo genre, they are from the post-hardcore genre
Sonny Moore- lead vocals
Matt Good- Guitar/ Back up vocals
Travis Ritcher- Guitar/Scream
Derek Bloom- Drums/Growl
and temporarily
Wes Borland- Bass
FFTL has 3 cds released: Aesthetic EP, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count and Heroine. They are also featured on 2 compilation CD's (Taste Of Christmas with Christmassacre, and A Santa Clause with x12 Days of XXXmasx). From First To Last Also has their very own fan club called "KVLT" or..Cult which comes from a term in the Black Metal genre. FFTL was featured on the 2006 Warped Tour, but later dropped off due to Sonny having a Node in his throat, they will be goin on tour very soon. Tour dates will be announced soon. All members of FFTL are in their 20's except for lead vocalist Sonny Moore, which is 18 years of age. From First To Last have released many popular songs including Note To Self and The Latest Plague.
p.s: Just for the record. From First To Last in not part of the screamo genre, they are from the post-hardcore genre
From First To Last is my favorite band, they have so many good songs, my favorite is Ride The Wings Of Pestilence. I'm in their fan club aswell!
by TheLatestPlague123 July 29, 2006
Get the From First To Last mug.From First to Last is a post-hardcore band. The current lineup is Sonny Moore (Vocals/ Some Guitar), Matt Good (Guitar/Vocals), Travis Richter (Guitar/Vocals), and Derek Bloom (Drums). Their credits include their first full-length: "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Bodycount," which is a satire exaggerating the popular emo-heartbreak trend. Their second full-length released in March 2006 was aptly titled "Heroine," referring to Sonny's thoughts and feelings whilst recently learning that he was adopted. "Heroine" is heavier and more serious than "Dear Diary..," but their growth factor is very evident. Sonny has not always been the lead vocalist; he joined the band after the music for "Dear Diary..." was recorded. For those that care, he has been legal now for four months (since January).
by Shellie1985 May 26, 2006
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Get the First Ten mug.The sorta crazy you go when it's your first time at a club or at a school dance and u just go all out and dance and do crazy crap like you don't care
Oh she was first time crazy when she was twerking on the speaker
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They were just first time crazy when they joined the grind train
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