Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 2, 2019

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

Firehose

When you tie your cock with string so tight it turns purple before you cum so it resembles a fire hose

The doctor had to amputate my cock after I tried the firehose

by Fingerblaster45 October 21, 2019

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

FireHosing

When a man sticks his dick down a womens throat and pisses in her while deep throating her

Man, I gave her a narly firehose last night. She loves firehosing

by SGTWG January 13, 2020

doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019