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Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.
*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"
by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015
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Anal fingering

Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.
Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!

Bob: Why?

Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!

Bob: Haha, well that failed!
by The Describer! April 24, 2014
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finding nemo

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...
Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...
by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005
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finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.
by Cindy June 28, 2004
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Oral Fingering

The action of sticking your finger in your or another person's mouth.
The dentist was arrested for oral fingering with his hands to check his patient's mouth.
by Dweebis5318008 May 14, 2018
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Dab Fingering

An incredibly difficult dance move that requires one to simultaneously dab and finger another person
Person 1: Hey have you seen Julian anywhere?

Person 2: Yeah I saw him Dab fingering someone on the dance floor
by LoserJoolian February 2, 2019
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No-fingering-february

Girls aren’t aloud to touch them selfs in February
Girl I want to touch my self but ohh wait it’s no-fingering-February
by Mydadtouchedme24537 November 2, 2019
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