fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Figured

Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"

by Cat203 July 14, 2018

Figures

Large amount of money

I just want to stack figures

by Ninise February 22, 2018

Figarette

A filtered cigarette.

Figarettes are for old people and pussies.

by YoichiAkio July 14, 2010

ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure

Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

public figure

often used by "wannabes" on instagram who take their account off of private and become a so-called, "public figure."

"Kim Kardashian is a public figure. You are not."

by blondelobsters July 4, 2017

fiarrhea

Excrement from the anus usually caused by the digestion of spicy foods. The fecal matter is characterized by a diarrhea-like consistency and results in a burning sensation of varying degree on or around the anus. Particularly unpleasant when mixed with a hangover.

I got the fiarrhea from that spicy shit I ate after going to the bar last night

by Mikesasage January 11, 2006