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mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The mind terrorist is also extremly hot, making it difficult for her male friends to break off relations with this annoying girl. The mind terrorist is known to play retarted pranks on her guillible male friends, such as making her friends think shes pregnant, making her friends think shes HIV positive, and so on. All pranks end with the male friend becoming embarrased and/or angry. However, he will continue to be friends with the terrorist because she is highly hot. The minds terrorist's cycle of trickery cannot be broken unless the male friend exerts extreme self control and ends the friendship, or the terrorist finds a new victim,which is rare. It should be noted that the terrorist IS friends with the male victom, shes just an annoying bitch.
male friend: "dude today jamie slammed my locker shut, stole my cookies at lunch, smacked me in the back of the head and made me think she had 2 kids all in one day, and i didnt even get mad! whats wrong with me?"
Freind: "nothing dude, shes just a mind terrorist"
by Blade aka DJ pathicake December 14, 2008
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terrorists

The biggest fuckers in all of history. and they're pussies too
terrorists are pussies
by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004
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Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN
by oofman3 November 18, 2018
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Financial Terrorists

Financial Terrorists can be one person, group of people,small medium or large corporations that can get the government to not make laws or regulations to protect the general population from their greed and corruption
When Goldman-sachs prevented our government from regulating derivatives, and changed banking laws to under capitalize from leveraging savings from 1:4 to 1:40 or more, Goldman-sachs became "Financial Terrorists" against every non 1%er on earth. These monsters make loans to people, then bet against them, then raise the loan rate until the person defaults on the loan.
by Dr. Dave*** January 1, 2012
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Phone Terrorist

A word used to describe someone who is notorious for bombarding people's phones with multiple texts in a short amount of time. This is also known as "blowin' up" someone's phone.
Like, oh my god, Jenny, my boyfriend is, like, such a phone terrorist. I can't go, like, five minutes without getting, like, a billion texts.
by Nutellakinesis November 28, 2015
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Sexual terrorist

That guy they don't like having around because they're secretly worried he's going to fuck someone.
Ryan Gosling is a sexual terrorist! I wouldn't want him around my girl.
by Louis Wain April 13, 2016
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terrorist training camps

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.
"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."
by Berka Berka August 9, 2006
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