Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003

ferretor

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

ferret

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

by slinky cat February 4, 2009

Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.

iFunny mods are ferretphiles because they love children.

by BadTimeToGetLost October 12, 2020

Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

by sneakymcsneakster February 26, 2011