feather whistling

Feather whistling is when a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.

The stripper was kind of hot, but she kept feather whistling on me and it kind of killed the mood.

by Sarah Bellum & The Neurologist February 16, 2009

Felchfest

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011

feather not dot

An American Indian or Native American, as opposed to a person from India.

Ms. Mantooth is an American Indian-- feather not dot

by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 27, 2009

dot not feather

1. Person from India, not American Indian. Use with hand motion of finger to forehead then four fingers behind head.

Shim is Indian, dot not feather.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020