Felchimers

where someone completely forgets about felching the night before.

Jon's felchimers was bad. He didn't even remember felching that donkey!

by Ron Diggity December 9, 2008

Felly

She's cute girl and a bully,who always tries to bully Nik by calling him different type of names, and gets annoyed by kirbyeat emoji

Nik: hi felly!
She: hi Nicki Minaj!
Nik: :kirbyeat:
She: NOOOO!

by n1ku May 25, 2019

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004