Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
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Feil is the most thoughtful and loving person to know. She is very beautiful and deserves all the love. With a unique name that most people pronounce wrong *cough cough* feel/file (but that’s ok) she is a good hearted funny person who is a great listener and will always be a good friend (plus she’s good at keeping secrets). Never let go of feil she’s the one you want to be friends with till you die... but obviously she would want to die in space because to her that’s an amazing way to die and she would want a funeral in France near a castle. She would want to wear a beautiful gown (that she picks) and have Seventeen, Tom Holland, and Harry styles invited. Then in the end she will be cremated and set free in France living her ghostly life in a castle. Don’t forgetting to give her ghost gifts like brown sugar boba (she loves that). She will have hopefully lived the life that Rachel from Friends would of had in pairs before she left for Ross (smh) and would of gotten a cute French boy hahahahaha hahah anyways I got carried away but yes feil is a great crackhead you can have in your life. <3
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Feinettesupremacy is the sweetest and most funniest mutual ever. She cares about others and is the mutual everyone would die for 😇
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