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femanimal

noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.

adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.

2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.

Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010
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The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory
by JoeBee January 18, 2008
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Stuart Freeman

A new alcoholic drink served predominately in the African American community.

Made with vodka and Orange Soda.
"What'll it be?"

"Shit, you know what I want, hook me up with a Stuart Freeman homie."
by Boogie Williams January 30, 2009
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Gordon Freeman Syndrome

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.
1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.
by Duton November 6, 2011
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Freemantastic

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman
Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.
by Lexaus July 7, 2010
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Organ Freeman

Garrett: "Wow that burrito really fucked up my stomach"

Guy: "You're gonna shit yourself for sure?"

Garrett: "Yeah, i think i have a huge Organ Freeman about to go Through The Wormhole"
by Majestic mothafucka August 2, 2014
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Gordon Feetman

When Benrey from HLVRAI scans Gordon Freeman's feet he calls him Gordon Feetman.
"Gordon Freeman is Gordon Feetman," the smart man says.
by Laner_Sterm December 15, 2020
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