tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

by chief22 September 25, 2014

ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003

ferretor

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

ferret

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

by slinky cat February 4, 2009