Fahad

To accomplish great things in the field of mathematics. The term itself draws parallels with unrivaled success with anything math related.

"Hey man, I just did a Fahad on that Math test"

"Not so good, my Fahad senses were failing me"

by Mitul Bhakta January 22, 2009

fyad

FYAD (Fuck You And Die) is a sub-forum of the Something Awful forums, visible only to registered members. It is notable for being the most polarising forum on Something Awful, with responses ranging from intense dislike to fawning admiration (both of which FYAD ‘regulars’ play on in the forum’s content). While FYAD posters account for the former reaction as a consequence of not ‘getting’ FYAD, definitions are paradoxically seen as pointless. In very broad terms though, the forum seeks to mock essentially every populist trend on the internet, particularly forum users. This is achieved by assimilating their speech and methods and pushing them to often ridiculous extremes.

As well as the general derogatory attitude towards FYAD by many Something Awful forum members (particularly those found in the General Bullshit sub-forum), FYAD is more concisely derided as the place for ‘flame wars and gross pictures’. In literal terms this is correct but the pejorative nature of this understanding arises from a false concept of their usage.

Indeed, if there can be a proper understanding of FYAD it must revolve around their parasitic relationship with the internet. FYAD is a response to internet culture (especially found in forums) and the regulars’ distaste for it. Chat room abbreviations, emoticons, flame wars and threads intentionally revolving around trivial matters proliferate in FYAD because of their popularity on the internet. In order to emphasise their stupidity, the use of these facets is pushed to ridiculous extremes such as posts composed of just one emoticon.

by sa user June 1, 2011

fagadactor

a huge party popper. a combination between a fag and a dinasour.

Glen- come to this party
Nah i dont feel like going

Glen- aw come on stop being a fagadactor

by Bob Dylan Girl October 13, 2009

fapaduck

1. The act of masturbating to photographs of ducks.
2. Having smexy-time with ducks.

"Hey Tom, wanna go fapaduck?"

by AdamHJ August 12, 2014

FAGAD

Acronym for fucking as good as dead, basically an extension and amplified version of AGAD. The word is used when one is facing an incredible trouble, or in deep shit.

Dude you better stay away from that bitch. I am fucking sure that you are FAGAD if you got caught by your fiery girl friend.

by 2638FairviewFucktard December 14, 2010

Fahad

Most handsome and loyal and has a six pack and a big dick

Ur the most fahad I’ve ever seen

by Fahad fvnzi May 31, 2020

facadual

Of or pertaining to a facade or the nature of facade.

New York is every bit as facadual as Los Angeles

by Jon Armstrong February 25, 2005