fauxtograph

In today's world of computer manipulated images, it's sometimes hard to tell reality from fake. A photograph that has been digitally altered so that it no longer reflects reality is a fauxtograph. Faux is French for "fake" or "false". Can be shortened to fauxto (pronounced foe-toe)

"Did you see that fauxtograph that's floating around the internet of a man with a duck's head?"

by Carol Ward January 15, 2006

Fautu

Fautu (Said Far-Too)

A comeback used in arguments in order to win when no other comeback is satisfactory

ie. a trump card

"you're mums so poor she chases the bin wagon with a shoping list" ... "aha Fautu!"

by Hydey October 11, 2007

fauxtivational speaker

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

Faufbjelk

The Act of Milking a tortoise

Tony Loves Faufbjelk More than his Family

by Oure September 29, 2018

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

fauxthentic

(adj)Fake, but trying hard to appear real.

When a politician tries to be just a regular gal, she's being fauxthentic.

Pleather is fauxthentic.

by T Orez January 25, 2007

fault in our stars

A reference to the concept of fate, and that there are certain things that happen which are not our fault, and that are already predestined or outside of our influence.

It was the fault in our stars that my sister's family and their home were destroyed by a tornado.

by metromicron October 24, 2014