father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

father

One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.

father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?

by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010

father

A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.

Any man can be a father. I takes a real man to be a dad.

by Dragonn June 26, 2005

father

A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too

Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?

Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?

see the definition for Ana

by Homie G April 14, 2004

father

a worthless fuckin asshole.

My father is asswipe.

by Da Black Negro December 19, 2004

father

the male parent

my father, the male parent is died.

by masud karim December 18, 2008

father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017