You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.
father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?
by punksaturny phil February 03, 2010
A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.
by Dragonn June 12, 2005
A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too
Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?
Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
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Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
see the definition for Ana
by Homie G April 15, 2004
Something I haven't had since fourth grade
by No why just why June 02, 2022