Faturday

A day of over eating unhealthy things you would not eat on a daily basis

Last Saturday ,well Faturday, I ate so much BBQ I thought my belly was going to pop.

by ABCanterbury September 12, 2010

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

Fantard

Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.

If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.

The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.

fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1

fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK

by fgsfdsMASTER January 29, 2009

fetard

Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.

"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."

by SophieColine August 4, 2009

Fratarded

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.

Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!

by chewie October 21, 2004

Fagtardlicious

Stupid. Beyond salvation of cool; in the deepest depths of negative karma. Who ever this word is unfortunately endowed upon surely deserves multiple crushing blows to the skull.

Guy 1:That asshole is wearing the most fagtardlicious jacket, son! Git that bitch!
Guy 2: *receives beating*

by JackAttack May 26, 2008

fatlard

A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.

Brian D. tends to be a fatlard.

by Big Beto December 9, 2007