Skip to main content

Fastard

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
by Perennialartist January 15, 2006
mugGet the Fastard mug.

Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.
Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy
by Lady513 May 8, 2007
mugGet the Suffocate Faster mug.
Related Words

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
by veovis88 June 26, 2009
mugGet the Fasterbate mug.

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.
Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.
by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009
mugGet the fasterbation mug.

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.
I quit eating die faster food.
by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011
mugGet the Die faster food mug.

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
mugGet the dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants mug.

Daddy faster

you want ur daddy to go faster idiot

i use it alot.
Faster daddy AhHHH Big d!ck papi daddy FASTER !
by wordsforurstupidass May 26, 2021
mugGet the Daddy faster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email