Farty-piss

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

by Tronnn February 4, 2010

Farty Paw

The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!

Mangus come get your farty paw you love to smell so much!

by ReverendOlaf December 30, 2011

Farty Smell

A smelly fart that smells like poo. Don't breath it in.

Paul smells like a Farty Smell.

by Rodgg February 19, 2021

Farty Warty

Farty warty

Retard:ayo ur gay
Retardest:shut farty warty

by B e e p September 11, 2021

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

Farty warty

A dumb person

My friend cole krill is a farty warty

by pointlessFreddi September 18, 2023

farty marty

Most often used to refer to a guy named "Marty" or "Martin" who has a flatulence problem.

At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004