Fartle

farting and startling yourself when your asleep

fart while nearly sleeping, and being awoken suddenly by said fart. He Fartled himself!

by that Jossy Girl December 26, 2012

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fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

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A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.

"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."

by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008

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fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

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