The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future
Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant
by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013
Get the future-farming mug.An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.
Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.
by MTS73 March 10, 2008
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When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
by anonymous August 29, 2022
Get the Fetish Farming mug.The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.
Also applies to regular cocaine.
by simon_magus September 28, 2003
Get the carpet farming mug.Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
by Maak4060 May 10, 2016
Get the shard farming mug.The practice of making video game currency and then selling it to other players for real life money. Many of these players who engage in this are from countries such as China, South Korea, and Vietnam.
by AFTiggerIntel February 8, 2009
Get the Gold Farming mug.The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
by nigelh October 11, 2009
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