Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017

Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

by Gay Fapper October 9, 2008

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007

Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Fappidextrous

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014