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shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!
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Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.
Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.
by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012
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Fapper

"This guy is such a fapper he always listens to rap music"
by Seeker October 24, 2019
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career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk
Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick
by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016
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barSe fapper

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like marm chuasai. use with capital S for added effect.
ah, buses(in)gapore is posting shit again. another case of the barSe fappers
by roguexposer2644e November 16, 2019
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homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
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Fapper

A guy who faps a lot, but shy away from telling it to anyone because he is gay
Hi, Im fapper I fap
by xx_thepenetrator_xx6969 August 17, 2017
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