Fagmattic

Defensive remark or attack from a flaming HOMO

Don't say anything to that flamer, I'm sure he will become Fagmattic!

by kelkod November 16, 2010

Faptatious

The urge to fap all day everyday

Billy was feeling very Faptatious that day

by 💯Jorcob💯 November 29, 2016

Faptatious

The urge to fap all day, all the time

Tommy was in a faptatious mood that day

by 💯Jorcob💯 November 29, 2016

Fapatizer

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.

"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."

by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017

Fapathetic

Fapping but getting bored half way through but continuing because you can't be bothered to stop

I am just so fapathetic today.

by b3eak December 6, 2018

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 8, 2020

Falmata

Smart,strong,big dick,attractive,brownish type,makes a lot of money. He really doesn't worry about any thing,he spends his money like its nothing. He is laid back but very powerful. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM!!!! He will mess your shit up,but only of you mess with him. Other than that he is very kind and caring. He is very funny. He is the kind of who will be taking about anything and people just start laughing,for a reason he doesn't understand. He only talks about important thing to people he cares about. He will do anything for someone he cares about. He is the kind of guy to commit to one girl,and treat her like a queen. But most of all,he is loving.

Emily:OMG! Did you see that falmata!

Sara:yeah!he is so hot!

by TRUTH /\ HTURT March 16, 2021