fapitzed

Yiddish for "all dolled up." Can be used to mean "looking your best" or "dressed to kill." You use this word when you are trying to say that you put effort into your appearance to make sure you look good.

I'm all fapitzed with no where to go.
Is this too fapitzed for that birthday party?

by crownroyal July 24, 2010

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

by jessermanx October 18, 2011

fapic

A cross between fap and epic. An epic fap

"Dude, I had a fapic last night"

by geezabird February 22, 2009

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fapist

someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult

you son of a fapist!

by TokenIranian November 22, 2015

fabiola

Little Sparkal
When you sparkal the room by walking in

Dang, that girl is fabiola!

by titineaka May 26, 2007

fagio

A motor scooter that is ridden by homosexuals.

The two gay men were riding on the same fagio.

by Devin Cruz June 21, 2006