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false 11:11

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.
Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."
Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."
Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."
by Genericist July 20, 2009
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False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.
She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
by thugboatz February 5, 2010
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False Niggaz

People who are ignorant or stupid and believe, say and conduct themselves in untrue, deceitful or disrespectful manner
Lebron James is a False Nigga for having a one hour special to let the world know where he is deciding to play basketball. Only False Niggaz disrespect the game like that.
by QuestFunkmnkyz July 10, 2010
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False Bitchin

A comeback to someone who is talking shit to your face that is untrue.
Dan- Hey Ben you're a fucking fag. You suck your boyfriends dick every weekend.

Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
by C Pizzy April 28, 2013
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false hustle

Trying, but only in appearance.

Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.

Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.
John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.

Joe: You are the king of false hustle
by as1776 November 9, 2015
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False Censorship

Those goddamn UD editors and their false censorship!!!
by cinimodde November 27, 2017
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False Soundvertising

False Soundvertising is just like false advertising, except for the fact Soundvertising is solely defined as audio centric.
I was at the casino and thought that I had won because of the loud alarming noise that suddenly came about. However, it became clear that “DING DING DING DING DING!” does not mean that you actually won anything and is False Soundvertising.
by The pleasured Peanut October 31, 2020
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