Flimple

when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face

Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off

by flimplatious May 21, 2003

failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

Flimpaninkle

someone is is very flocking awsome and can jump like a black guy and run like an african running from a lion

i swear that white guy is like a flimpaninkle on crack

by kandoodle March 23, 2011

falmpace

Something that causes a face palm but is doubly retarded and so hard it literally rearranges the letters

The shit she said made me falmpace

by Protatoe November 27, 2011

fampa

A nickname that you call someone that you love a lot

‘DAYMM look at my FAMPA’

by ‘ursimp’ October 30, 2020

Fimpnet

A fucking Simp on the internet Fimpnet!

*E-Girl post a pic and gets hate
*A fucking simp try’s to be a white knight
Respond to the simp with

“Hop off her dick bro this ain’t the Fimpnet!!!”

by Pd1ddy July 27, 2023

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014