fallston

Despite the common sterotype, not everyone in fallston gets everything handed to them on a silver platter. Though there are few, some of us acually have to work for our cars and our nice cloths. And on that note, not all of us are preppy collar poping hoe's:see john caroll. Fallston high, also known as herion high, for good reason of corse...but at least we're not known as "the duck farmers right?"So Fallstoners bitch a lot? Thats probably due to the fact that: THERE'S NOTHING TO DO.

Things to do include:

Getting fucked up ie:drinking and smoking

Going to the harford "mall"

And Friday night Football games.

Our football team is pretty much a disgrace-we know it, you dont have to remind us. And despite our football team we manage to kick ass in soccer,lacrosse ect. Fallston high is pretty clicky but we all know how to party. The school doesn't have very many windows, probably because half the school has A.D.D though if they had windows it wouldnt make a difference no one pays attention to the tight ass teachers anyway. We're not as reedy as everyone thinks we raise money all the time for things like katrina and the tsuami that happened last year. Over 6,000 dollars bitch. Dont say we're self ritchous.

Then there's the marching band, a click that only dates in itself. If you break the rule, youre considered an outcast. If you join, you may never get out. They have their own homecomming, because they've been seriously mislead in thinking they are exclusive.

"Dude the spinning rims for my escalade came in."
"Ohh,i didnt know you went to Fallston."

by crzioutacontrol September 29, 2005

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

Falst

Untrue, or False. Used as a response when somebody claims something, but lacks any sort of credibility or proof.

Person 1: Slayer is a shitty band.
Person 2: Falst.

by I Luv Skanks April 20, 2010

Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

Failtastical

When a person, fails at attempting to do something dangerous, while showing off and or pretending or thinking their actions are meaningful in someway. Not completing their attempt of apparent importance or glory, in such a poor way, it shows the supposed important action to be meaningless in the first place. Usually attempts are failed in a hilarious way.

A person seeking attention fails their action as so everyone watching bursts into laughter and a person in the audiences yells fail as to which someone else continues with "fail-tastical" because the attempt was failed in a hilariously stupid way. A failtastical moment...

by Jarefio The Hunter September 6, 2009

failthink

1.Any thought process that focuses on the problem and stops there. 2.Any thought process leading to self pity, or feeling like a victim. 3.Any thought process that discourages free thinking for yourself or those around you.

Statements made by those using failthink: I cant. You can't. That's impossible. I was gonna try but. Its too hard.

Johny: I was going to manifest something beautiful in this world but then I realized how big and ugly it is so I give up. Its to much to take on. And by the way, you should probably start worrying about how you are going to pay for retirement.

Sally: That's failthink Johny. Live the dream brotha. Your calenders and clocks are slave organizers. You can be or do anything this time around. Don't listen to the tv or the radio or the polititians, that's just a bunch of failthink. You know what time it really is.

by AWetdream November 27, 2009