Fasturbate

When you masturbate at max speed

When you fasturbate at max speed

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Fasturbate

When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.

I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.

by Sir Robin the Magnificent May 9, 2025

fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026