Uncle Fucker

A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting sounds)

Mountie: What's going on here

(Farting sounds)

People in background: Uncle fucker x5

Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker

Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say

Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!

Phillip: Suck my balls

by weeeeeeeeee August 9, 2005

gun fucker

A person who fucks his gun, most likely in Texas

Those gun fuckers can't handle the snow.

by ultralitepro April 7, 2016

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011

Chuckle Fucker

A comedy club groupie that hangs out with the hope of fucking a comedian.

I saw these two chuckle fuckers taking turns blowing Joe Rogan in the bathroom at the Comedy Store.

by nerumycroft November 29, 2011

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

A Fucker

A boy (or girl) who constantly messes (fucks) with people. Their use of sarcasm is sneaky and hard to decipher. You never know whether or not they are telling the truth or making a joke. They're usually mysterious, but funny and exciting individuals. It is good to note that Fuckers should rarely be taken seriously. Fuckers are either a little goofy looking or extremely sexy, sly looking,- there is no in-between. People who have the opportunity to meet a fucker become obsessed with trying to figure them out, but they typically never will.

Other names for a 'fucker' include: Fuckdog or Fuckcat

Example 1: Micheal showed me his wallet and told me he was broke, so I bought him a drink at the bar. Later on, I saw him pull out $20 from his pocket. He's such a fucker!

Example 2: John: "Why did Bella just come up to me and say 'Happy Birthday?' Does she actually think it's my birthday or is it a pickup line?"
Amanda: "Neither, she's just a fucker."

by Fuckers Anonymous November 12, 2018

Fire Faker

Someone who has naturally brunette or blonde hair, but dyed/bleached it so that it would resemble redhead hair. Usually poorly done and not convincing at all.

You see that chick's roots? She's a total fire faker.

by Rihantasaurus May 14, 2011