facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

FaceTime

Face on deck.

Lemme get that head.

Neck.

Stacks: Can I get that FaceTime?
Her: What's FaceTime?
Stacks: *Staleface* Well FaceTime is... just FaceTime. *Smiles*
Her: Okay!

by OMGitsStacks January 24, 2011

facepimp

The act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on Facebook.

1. I need to sell my golf clubs. Maybe I should facepimp on Facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. I should let my friends know I'm starting a new career in interior decorating. I should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

by Falfurrias July 25, 2009

Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!

Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!

by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

Faceism

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

by North Mountain King April 16, 2009