Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 26, 2011

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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

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Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

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I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie May 19, 2011

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