fagbert

Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.

"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"

by gonzorr February 2, 2006

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

farbered

To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.

1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.

2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.

3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.

by The Real D2 February 25, 2013

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

fabbers

the act of your parents calling other parents after you have been caught drinking light beer and trying to get them in trouble.

i cant believe your parents fabbersed my parents last night after you u skulled that light beer, that you stole from them.

by reeece October 3, 2006

Fibber Face

A word used to describe people that are fibbing and their face gives it away.

Alice told me she loved me, but I could tell she was being a total fibber face.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008

Flabbergoodled

1.(n.)The state of being turned on.

2.(v.)To create feelings of ecstasy.

1.Timmy: Oh Martha! I'm so flabbergoodled right now! ...let's do it!

2.Abigail: Everyone is flabbergoodling me lately, the feeling just won't go away.
Stranger: I can sate you.
Abigail: Really? Go for it!

by Megan/Frances January 18, 2009