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faas

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That one guy that you occasionally see walking down the street and everyone is just like dude, look at that guy,
i'd like to be him
Dude you look awesome
I now im totally faas
by Corey M Horton April 5, 2008
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fassymon

Omnipolex is a fassymon.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.
FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.
by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007
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fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.
DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.
by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010
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Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.
Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.
by Flat-tits May 26, 2017
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Faas

Faas is the defenition of perfection,
Everyone wants to be him, everyone loves him.
He is handsome, he is the type of person everyone adores.
When he turns 21 he is going to become the boy every girl wants to marry.
He is the type of man that makes lesbians straight.
He is good at everything.
All wants the taste of this Faas, he is the shepperd of man, almost equal to god.
He also is astounding in bed.
Faas is Strong and rich.
Faases are the closest we'll ever come to jesus.
Faas is handsome
Faas is super strong

Faas = God
by awdoajwfa21312 September 29, 2013
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corporate fatass

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.
by AYB May 11, 2003
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