funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

funnel caker

a person who really likes funnel cakes.

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.

by breezybree June 30, 2009

funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.

John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .

by muntx February 4, 2017

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

by Jogen2 July 27, 2023

Funnel Club

A party or get together for heavy drinkers.

You guys must be in the funnel club!

by ewhogg March 18, 2007