fsaml

Acronym that stands for "Factual Statement about my life"
Used in contexts when the usage of fml, mlia, or lml are not appropriate because you are not using your emotions to make any large generalizations about your life

Me: "I just heard someone knocking on my door, but no one was there. fsaml"
Hot chick:"OMG that is so hot, I always wanted to be with someone who believed in an objective reality and uses reason rather than emotion."

by ALurker January 21, 2010

fatmf

fuck all the mother fuckers

i say FATMF! as in all you haters can kiss my ass

by ssfield1 October 2, 2011

fratmate

a fraternity brother or sister

Melissa is my fratmate in college.

by Mr. Pogi November 6, 2013

fatmanic

Someone who has had fatman dropped on them

Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic

by Peter Pan1217 September 1, 2017

FatMom

A person who hacked addachicken yt s channel

omg fatmom hacked my channel

by Dontgethacked September 9, 2019

Fatme

Fatme is that girl everyone wants. She is caring, sweet, loyal, cute, adorable and amazing. She has brown hair and brown eyes. When you look into her eyes your gonna fall in love directly. Fatme is also smart and has mostly A's and B's and often doesn't do her homework to be with the girl or boy she loves. Fatme supports the LGBT+ and might be lesbian or bisexual.

Girl 1: Look! It's Fatme!
Girl 2: Wow she's so adorable and smart

by chelseapelsi May 20, 2020

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

by vectorise August 10, 2020