When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".
Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
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Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
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n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.
Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010
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Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.
by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005
Get the Farte Blanche mug.A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
by leadbitch July 31, 2009
Get the Fatellite mug.A beautiful, smart girl with a big heart and ass. She is always there for you and is one of the best friends you can get.
She has beautiful brown-black hair and a beautiful nose.
She might be short but the inner person is even bigger and stronger.
She has beautiful brown-black hair and a beautiful nose.
She might be short but the inner person is even bigger and stronger.
I wish I could be a kind as Faten!
OMG! Look at Faten! She is so beautiful!
Have you ever heard something bad about her?
OMG! Look at Faten! She is so beautiful!
Have you ever heard something bad about her?
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