fortshit

the worst game ever made
the correct way to say fortnite

oh man, fortshit is the worst game ever

by DarkWolf4350 March 31, 2021

same person different fonts

when you and someone else have such similar personalities but are two different versions of it

person 1: “me and rebecca have such similar styles and act the same way lol”
person 2: “yea you two are the same person different fonts”

by kiwiemoyeehaw July 12, 2021

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

fotissss

The ultimate master of roblox. His incredible high IQ allows him to set up plays that outsmart his enemies, regarding him the best on the field .The scenes always end up like John Wick's movies.

-I lost a round of phantom forces last night.
- Oh no, what happened?
- Fotissss was on the enemy team.

by Light Guy July 2, 2020

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

Footskating

When stupid morons skate around without skateboard or rolerskates..

"Hey what are you idiots doing? xD"
"footskating?"

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009