flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 08, 2010

flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

by bob the unbuilder April 02, 2007

flat

-Without boobies
-Not well endowed
-'A' cup
-Asian

Chee Wong is flat. I can iron her shirt while it is still on her.

by siDeSwiper66 April 16, 2006

flat

As Flat as a kippers dick.

That woman has no boobs shes as flat as a kippers dick.

by Steve November 06, 2003

flat

1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high

Let's go get flat tonight.

by Church of Kaleb August 27, 2005

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 09, 2003

flat

No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.

Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol

by bobie December 07, 2004