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Finland by thesovietonion March 17, 2026
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Finland Helicopter
Finland Helicopter
To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Finland Helicopter by BMJimmer November 22, 2010
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Finland Fork Fryer
Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
Finland Fork Fryer by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020
Finland-Sweden rivalry
Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Finland-Sweden rivalry by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
Finland Facemask
Finland Facemask by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008
finland igloo
finland igloo by Bearpaw h christ December 18, 2013
Finland Facemask
When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask
-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.
Finland Facemask by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006