Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 13, 2022

Finnish Fart Lagoon

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.

"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"

by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

finnish pancake

A finnish style of pancake that is much skinnier than traditional pancakes.

A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.

by billthecat November 15, 2008

Finnish Slave Owner

Finnish Slave Owner is a based Finnish person. He really hates em'.

Finnish Slave Owner Again Pinged 𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖇

by 8805 Alton Ave April 28, 2021

Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.

"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 26, 2011

Drink, Finnish Style

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.

Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"

by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010

Finnish Memes

Finnish Memes (often abbreviated FMs) are in an alternate reality bubble within our own world, they appear to be what people would find funny in a world similiar, but different from ours.

Finnish memes are crazy, and you can never understand them since they're in, well... finnish.

by cyclopentane August 04, 2022