festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

Festive Fox Boi

Someone that is extremely generous

person 1: wow I’m nearly out of credits

Festive Fox Boi: Don’t worry you can have some of mine

by Egg🅱️eter December 22, 2020

Festive Glance

Deep snog with in-panties feel-up

William and Kate have been filmed sharing a festive glance with one another as Ellie Goulding sang at the royal Christmas carol concert at Westminster Abbey

by Marquess of Landsdowne December 20, 2021

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Festive-ill

The sickly feeling one gets after partaking in too many festival activities, such as eating and drinking.

Bro: Dude, I think I ate too many brain sandwiches, I'm feeling festive-ill.

Dude: That's what you get for eating on Franklin Street.

by MariachiMello October 9, 2009

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018