exact

used as a reply to confirm or agree with what has just been said. indicates mutual agreement with a point of conversation.

See facts for more.

Zane: “I just think that Iron Man contributed more to the Avengers than Captain America..”

Arya: “Dude, exact.”

by big.goku February 2, 2020

excardon me

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

by Yuri December 21, 2003

not exactly

1. not quite something.
2. "yes" but you don't want to say it

Victoria: do you keep checking out my ass?
Andrew: not exactly?

by I Might Heart Dave But I Don't Really Know June 19, 2008

excalibeer

A bottle of beer which cannot be opened with bare hands. For those seeking to unlock their booze in the most masculine way possible, this leads to maddening frustration.

Guy 1: Dude, I tried twisting open the booze, but it won't work!
Guy 2: Give it up man -- it's excalibeer.

by Dr. E July 7, 2008

Exactually

A verbal mistake, when one accidentally and ironically fuses two contradictory words together, which in this case are 'exactly' and 'actually', thus creating a meaningless compound word. (Not to be confused with, 'It's actually', which sounds similar when spoken at a fast pace). Because of it's nature, when used, the word does not make clear whether or not the speaker means to continue or finish, since the word 'exactly' is usually a response which concludes an idea, and the word 'actually' signifies that there is more dialogue to come - therein lies the humour.

Person 1: 'Hey we should go to Henry's Coffee House for lunch.'

Person 2: 'No, it's way too expensive in there!'

Person 3: 'Exactually.'

Person 1: What? Did you mean 'exactly', or did you mean 'actually'? As in that you were going to suggest somewhere else instead?? You're not making any sense.

Person 3: Sorry! I meant 'exactly' but for some reason I had the word 'actually' in my head, and therefore said 'exactually' by accident! Sorry guys!

by Mr Rathausplatz December 19, 2016

excalibur man

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.

Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"

by showcase June 19, 2008

Exactago

An exact amount of time ago. This long ago exactly.

I first met your mother twenty years, three months, one week and nine minutes exactago.

by Sodsta August 24, 2009