Eulogy Brag

To highlight one's closeness to a famous person who recently died by loudly proclaiming how close you were with them and how much their passing affects you, all under the guise of a eulogy. Can be strengthened through the use of personal stories, photos, or nicknames.

John: It's so terrible that Johnny died, we were so close and I'll never recover from this.
Alice: You mean that famous billionaire that you met once at a conference 5 years ago?

That's guy's facebook post is a complete eulogy brag, he barely knew that famous person who just died and now he's acting like they were the closest friends ever and is so hurt by his passing.

by Human Peacocking March 29, 2024

Eufloria

Eufloria (noun): That flower feeling- the pure, uplifting joy of receiving flowers. A blend of euphoria and floria (a nod to Flora, the Roman goddess of flowers), eufloria captures the rush of happiness, warmth, and appreciation in a single word. Coined in collaboration between Moonpig and Susie Dent.

I was feeling sad but then my daughter surprised me with a bunch of flowers, and I felt Eufloria

by Moonpig Flowers March 14, 2025

Euilora

The beauty of effort

“Your work truly displays Euilora.”

“Euilora is what I strive for in all of my work.”

by Euilora March 23, 2026

American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls

Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.

by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020