Escroted

The act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.

Darryl: What U doin home so early? I thought you went on a date?

Leroy: I did! We went back to her house after dinner. I tried to give her the old Johnny slip-and-sneak and got escroted me the fuck out.

by darryl&leroy November 19, 2009

Escalope

The action of going up an escalator in a stylish manner, usually associated with shopping and is usually a British terminology

Me: Hey Sam! What's up?
Sam: Not much, just going skrr on the Escalope omw to sainsburys!

by oghades December 25, 2018

escamo

An Escalade limousine.

"Forget about a lummer. If you want to do prom right, you've gotta get an escamo."

by V^2 October 14, 2011

escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

Monique Esparon

Is the best person ever and just a great person altogether is loyal

OMG your such a Monique Esparon

by bob the builder 123= June 9, 2021

escapology

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

estarossa

A character from the seven deadly sins . The commandment of love, and a total t h o t

"man estarossa is kinda creepy"

by ~Wally~ August 19, 2020