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currupt eruption 

when you are manipulating your gland and just at climax an unwanted thought enters your mind. usually someone very unwelcome.
god damm it i didnt want to think about him then. friggin currupt eruption.

gooey eruption 

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.
Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!
gooey eruption by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

vagmatic eruption 

Similar to a volcanic eruption, except erupting out of a vagina. Vagmatic eruptions are different from volcanic eruptions in that they omit 'vagma' instead of magma. The substances are both similar in nature as they both have the ability to destroy small communities and kill everyone within them. Vagmatic eruptions are usually followed by vaginal tremours, and can cause vaginas to "waterfall". Vagmatic eruptions are usually caused by an immaculate display of pimp game by two brofessionals, either on the dancefloor or in similar settings. A brosef must be extremely talented in the pimpage of women to cause a vagmatic eruption.
"that bitch just had a vagmatic eruption all over my leg"

vagical eruption 

a generic name for a "Rock Band" band
BP. hey Vagical Eruption is in Sweeden
Random man: (walks away)

bimbo eruption 

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).

volcanic eruption 

this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.
david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.
volcanic eruption by scahn October 24, 2006