by hexspooder December 23, 2021
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Boy 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Boy 2: Who? The smoking hot one?
Boy 1: Yeah, she'a a total Erin
Boy 2: Who? The smoking hot one?
Boy 1: Yeah, she'a a total Erin
by Youthinkyougotgame? July 6, 2012
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Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
by Andie D. March 5, 2011
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Get the Erdinger mug.noun; an incredibly sweet, sexy woman who can put a smile on your face with the greatest of ease. A Elinor has great strength of character and is an awesome friend who will always be by your side. She has an irresistible smile and the most beautiful eyes. A Elinor gives the best hugs in the world. She is a loving and caring girlfriend and the type of boys want to marry.I LOVE ELINOR!!
by Rebecca Yakobi March 19, 2013
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Get the Erina Joestar mug.Elina, a strong, independent girl. Always willing to help when someone is feeling down. She is hilarious and has such a beautiful soul inside and out! All the guys fall for her. If you every meet an Elina keep her, love her, care for her. She is one of the most fragile girl on this planet.
Elina can also be a real friend when needed. She wears her feelings on her sleeve. It’s never hard to catch the girl feeling down or upset. She has such a strong soul that she can put someone in there place when needed.
An Elina will always be one of you best friends. She may be your best. I was lucky enough to find an Elina and she is the best thing that has happened to me. She is my best friend. We have been through the worst and the very very best but, like we always say “it’s never going to be easy. It’s not a real friendship without a fight”. I love my Elina and if you ever come across an Elina, don’t let her go❤️
Elina can also be a real friend when needed. She wears her feelings on her sleeve. It’s never hard to catch the girl feeling down or upset. She has such a strong soul that she can put someone in there place when needed.
An Elina will always be one of you best friends. She may be your best. I was lucky enough to find an Elina and she is the best thing that has happened to me. She is my best friend. We have been through the worst and the very very best but, like we always say “it’s never going to be easy. It’s not a real friendship without a fight”. I love my Elina and if you ever come across an Elina, don’t let her go❤️
Bro 1: “yo dude who’s that girl your obsessed with?”
Bro 2: “her name is Elina, I have liked her for so long.”
Bro 1: “go talk to her!”
Bro 2: “I can’t.”
Bro 1: “why dude?”
Bro 2: “ she’s to good for me. such a beautiful girl. man what a princess.”
Bro 2: “her name is Elina, I have liked her for so long.”
Bro 1: “go talk to her!”
Bro 2: “I can’t.”
Bro 1: “why dude?”
Bro 2: “ she’s to good for me. such a beautiful girl. man what a princess.”
by kaaae February 21, 2019
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