epistemelogical culdesac

a philosophical meaning that questions why your balls are cold

I don't have pants, and I'm sitting in the snow, so I should use an epistemelogical culdesac to evaluate the situation.

by Phily D August 25, 2006

EpiTwit

To twitter while watching an episode of a t.v. show....

(The Mighty Boosh is On)

"Oh Meh Gawd Vince looks so hott in his mirror ball suit! I love to epitwit!!"

by YayaJo August 9, 2009

Epshitomy

When one has a brilliant or amazing idea whilst on the toilet.

"I had an epshitomy this morning in the bathroom"

by zub3000 May 6, 2013

Epithon

When someone watches all of the epsiodes from a TV series back-to-back. A marathon of episodes.

"I completed a Lost epithon this weekend while I was home with a cold."

by aro06 September 3, 2013

guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022